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JJ

Born on 25 June From Singapore

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(via punkmonksteven)

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(via penishole)

vagiants:

Oop

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(via punkmonksteven)

clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

(via deathbyselfie)

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